Love: Do I know you?

Do I know you?

By steph2052 - 13/07/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

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By NotBluffing - 02/11/2023 04:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML

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By ugh - 12/11/2014 03:31 - United States - Antioch

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me over some rumors he heard about me. These rumors are from high-school, seven years ago. FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

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Seems unlikely

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 22:01 - United States - Brookville

Today, I teasingly asked my crush why he never came to visit me in my dorm. He said that all his friends there had moved out and gotten apartments, so he had no reason to go to my dorm. Oh. I thought we were friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2014 03:29 - United States - University Park

Today, I was walking around my college campus when someone asked me if I had gotten separated from my tour group. He didn't believe me when I said I was a student there. This happens all the time. FML

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By FirmlyInEngland - 17/09/2009 09:23 - United Kingdom

Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML

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By Rita - 10/12/2008 04:58 - France

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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Seize the day

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 21:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I asked my boyfriend what would happen if I didn’t get into the same school as him. He replied, "Then we’ll just break up." We broke up. I still don’t know what school I’m going to. FML

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By ART - 06/03/2010 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML

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FightingTheStorm 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:06

at least you guys are together now, right?

marmots 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:08

Get a yearbook out, show him your picture, problem solved.

Comments

talktomandybaby 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:19

yearbook?

GamerMatt97 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:40

the important thing is that u love him and he loves u or your together right?

raggyone1 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:37

wow well I think u should show him ur year book and show him a pic of u and a pic of him so he will remember

kiki1991_fml 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:38

that happens to me!But the ending wasnt that dramatic..atleast he recognised me!Lol!

klunte 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:40

How can you be with someone who doesn't even know you??

talktomandybaby 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:46

he obvs. knows her, OP is saying he doesn't remember her from their high school class. ^^

razzledazzle21 23

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:38

Wow y'all are dating and he didn't know all that?

ginger2216 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:14

was he high?

TheDrummingResul 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:24

lol oh my god...

summerhot_fml 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:34

dude yearbook. nough said

dansco 24

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:59

Stalker!

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