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By missPiggy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML

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You deserved it 2 334

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By vanessa_d15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 108

You deserved it 6 735

I'll leave you to it then…

By scared shitless in ohio - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 302

You deserved it 5 617

New nickname just dropped

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Midland

Today, I was talking with a very attractive coworker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as The Moth Lady. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 774

You deserved it 1 043

By Anonymous - 29/01/2016 19:12 - United States - Watonga

Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 486

You deserved it 4 606

What did you just say?

By keeks_25 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 223

You deserved it 26 114

Gym bro

By kaplwv116 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 054

You deserved it 41 204

Paranoid

By MaddyN - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 034

You deserved it 3 520

By jcesom - 29/07/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 544

You deserved it 15 931

Night time entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 276

You deserved it 423

That 20%

By MI3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Oakland

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 887

You deserved it 2 382

JHPugh 19

Monday 26 October 2015 17:30

Why don't you contact HR so they can explain to him what he is doing is wrong.

abby1212 27

Monday 26 October 2015 17:31

How rude, some people don't seem to understand that Anorexia is a serious disease. Don't listen to him, he's a jackass obviously.

Comments

hiddenfromsight 7

Tuesday 27 October 2015 2:24

Punch her in the ******* face! That bitch deserves it

diagnosed 15

Tuesday 27 October 2015 2:38

contact your HR department have them explain to him his unacceptable behavior and then a life as he cleans out his death as he's fired for his insensitivity

Anubis95_fml 10

Tuesday 27 October 2015 2:59

**** that guy. not literally of course.

greeneyedx 23

Tuesday 27 October 2015 3:10

I've struggled with the same thing for years. I'm so sorry, that would be so triggering.

sparks77755 4

Tuesday 27 October 2015 3:48

tho I do not see anorexia as a disease. I do however understand that it is a serious issue and yes it is silly because all women are beautiful. and if you are concerned with your wright I do however applaud you on taking healthy actions to better yourself and not continuing that old behavior... as for your coworker I believe you should tell your management what he is doing and actions will be taken from there.. and as far as his personal life he's probably just upset that he has an over weight mother and an abusive father. which has caused him to be very insecure. and want to take his insecurities out on who ever he can. I'm sorry he's a dick.

MzZombicidal 36

Tuesday 27 October 2015 6:32

How do his actions cause you to assume such odd things about his parents? Also, OP is a male. Men suffer from eating disorders as well.

Joelene11 15

Tuesday 27 October 2015 3:59

What a ****..... Roundhouse that dick

BstMode 14

Tuesday 27 October 2015 4:04

Gotta love how so many peoples answer to this is to assault him. While yes he certainly deserves it, you just end up screwing yourself also, go to HR. Unless you know you get away with it, in that case push him down a flight of steps :)

smw83 21

Tuesday 27 October 2015 4:08

Obnoxious asshole. Punch him in the face OP.

TomeDr 24

Tuesday 27 October 2015 4:16

I think this is the first FML that I've seen where everyone who comments is supportive of the OP! I'll echo what a lot of people are saying: report him to your supervisor or to human resources. This idiot needs an education!