Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML
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Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, I was feeling sick and ended up throwing up as soon as I got home. My mother's first question was an accusatory, "What have you been drinking?" I was returning from the AA meeting I have been attending for over a month. I go because I'm afraid I'll become an alcoholic like her. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
Today my mother met my in-laws for the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parents this behind my back a while ago. When they asked her about it, she denied everything. His entire family now thinks I lie for attention. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
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daxter136 0
you need help getting away from there
Philliesfan9391 3
AA is for quitters...
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Comments (90)
Daniibabyy 8
the next step is acceptance(:
madison5253 0
u shud start drinking
SadinSherman 16
I feel for you I have crazy parents also
chippa 24
If you're already being forced to go to AA meetings, may as well jump at the chance to start drinking. Good stuff.
hoyle 4
Now that your mom has drivin you to start drinking, at least your friends at AA can drive you home.
Smarrtt_ass17 0
Start drinking then! :) one you will probably enjoy it and two you will have a reason for the meetings
LizzJizz 16
Lol :3 u poor poor person.
sara_saturday 5
if being "harangued" by an AA "instructor" was OP's interpretation of what happened, then he might be in denial. people in AA mtgs don't talk about the problems of other members or try to convince newcomers that they are alcoholic. you talk about yourself and your experience and if you try talking about others someone will correct you pretty quickly. my guess is OP wasn't listening to what was going on in the meeting and felt defensive or he's not being honest. btw, admitting you have a problem is not a step at all. most alcoholics know they have a problem long before they get help.
tona01 16
no denile is correct, it a combination of denial and senile
robberry 11
AA is great. You get all the cigarettes you can smoke, all the coffee you can drink, and many are also recovering sex addicts. have fun!
emmarae26 0
148 I agree with everything but the end . lol sorryy