Love, Awkward and Seduction: Deluxe Memory Man

Deluxe Memory Man

By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 197

You deserved it 124 209

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 515

You deserved it 3 329

By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 692

You deserved it 43 452

By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 040

You deserved it 6 124

Creepy

By Dummy - 10/11/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 627

You deserved it 16 048

By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 147

You deserved it 17 568

Party animal

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 16:58

Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 264

You deserved it 1 288

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 200

You deserved it 78 610

Denied

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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You deserved it 295

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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You deserved it 69 594

Feels bad man

By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 085

You deserved it 6 747

YLIF 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:02

I'm suprised she was even talking to you for a while if she was still pissed at you. But YDI, obviously.

r1cthj 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:02

wow man, wtf?

Comments

wickawicka 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:36

hahaha!! This made me laugh so much. Oh man, I didn't think these things happened to people but apparently it does. This makes me love my life. !

Inspired22 11

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:42

I agree, this is completely hilarious! I feel bad for the OP that she was so mean about it, I think I would have just laughed. How often do that guys at the bar that get your number actually call? I mean, really. Get over it.

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:44

"women remember, it's like they have minds of their own." Jeff Murdock

chrysme 0

Monday 3 August 2009 6:26

I know! sometimes, i wonder if i do!!!

nypd613 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:48

"my usual crap" lol

Rach_star 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 15:52

hahahah. thats what made me laugh too. :)

Ranoona 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:51

#28 very true. YDI

caligurrl 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:52

hi ydi-you dumb idiot

riotshields 4

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:53

She was probably lying because she didn't want to give you her number. If she had actually met you a year ago, she probably would've told you as soon as you started talking to her.

hilaryy_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:38

or she was playing him like he played her.

kbaker90 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:53

If you're gonna be a player, you gotta remember who you play. You deserve it.

StarrieyedFML 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 21:01

You... are a ******* loser... "My usual crap"? YDI for being a Man-****. :] Get over yourself. I really hope that this deflated your ego.

GFLiE 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 0:42

StarrieyedFML is soundin a little jealous too...You're just pissed you're not as charming as OP over here. You can't even get a girl the first year. So apparently everyone who's better with the ladies than you and knows it has an inflated ego?