Today, my marriage is one week away. Despite all the challenges we faced during COVID, we powered through everything. Today is also the day my work decided to tell me they're letting me go. I now have to either go on my improvised honeymoon or job hunt. FML
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Today, my company let me go after 3 months. A day before my wedding and with zero advance notice. FML
Today, I found out less than three weeks before my wedding that my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job, unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML
Today, ever since the company I worked for closed because of COVID, it took me 6 months to find a new job, during which time my wife and in-laws nagged me to get one. Now I have, my wife has asked for a divorce and I absolutely hate my new job. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, it's been less than a week since I finally got a job, after over a year of searching. I just found out that there's about to be a wave of layoffs. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck, and already I'm going to lose my job. FML
Today, after being jobless for 2 years, I got a call back for an interview. I was ecstatic until I saw the date. It's the same day I leave for a weeklong, nonrefundable vacation. I applied for the job 6 weeks ago, and since not hearing anything bought the vacation 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I lost my job for taking an unauthorized vacation. I just got married and requested time off for the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approved then. They forgot, and then got angry because I didn't remind them. I did remind them, the day before I left. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
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bloopaloop 27
Definitely honeymoon. Start that shit off right. What say you fellow voters?
DukavichIsADick 3
Go on your honeymoon. Job hunt online during and/or when you come back
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Comments (14)
millsjoshua949 12
I'm not sure why you even have to stop and think about this. Go on the honeymoon and then look for a job. I'm sure the honeymoon isnt lasting for weeks and weeks.
bl3ur0z3 17
Your entire marriage is scheduled to take place a week from now? Well, since it's gonna be short, might as well make the most of it and have the honeymoon.
clair_brodie 35
Unless you are denied unemployment, you're going to make more than you're making now.
peterblackmer91 12
oh come on. I think job hunting can wait during your honeymoon. I'm assuming you won't be gone for weeks on end.