Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my bandmate and I decided to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to a concert. About halfway through, it went quiet at the start of a solo acoustic song. My allergies chose this time to react to some audience member’s strong perfume. I tried to hold back my coughing, but I couldn’t. I found myself interrupting the entire show with a loud drawn-out coughing fit. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML
Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML
Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML
Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
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That1guybob 0
I'd clap.
CheeseHater 23
Now you're not the lead singer, it's Bleed singer! :)
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Comments (73)
romcnulty 2
you should have spat blood on them
failuristic 3
"I tried to look cool...." Automatic. YDI. Faaail xD
eleni_fml 0
Why the hell would you keep singing when blood is running down your face? It's kinda creepy. Just make a joke and get someone to bring you a towel.
SilverStrs5 0
I would have clapped! But you did deserve that one.
capthavoc123 0
Tip for next time: If you have to try to look cool, you're predestined to fail at it.
liveBabylon 0
you would be the poor awkward guy trying to start his a clap just an empty, echo, heart sinking clap.
wyld3fyr3 3
YDI for using those round-base mic stands instead of the tripod ones, shoulda practiced that move tho, everything i do on stage i only do cos im 100% sure i can do it
wairdt 5
That's what you get for trying to do too much.
Morphs 0
You should practise such moves first... and don't become over enthousiastic in the moment :P
bangtank 0
ROCK AND ROLL!!!