Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my bandmate and I decided to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to a concert. About halfway through, it went quiet at the start of a solo acoustic song. My allergies chose this time to react to some audience member’s strong perfume. I tried to hold back my coughing, but I couldn’t. I found myself interrupting the entire show with a loud drawn-out coughing fit. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML
Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML
Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML
Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
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That1guybob 0
I'd clap.
CheeseHater 23
Now you're not the lead singer, it's Bleed singer! :)
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Comments (73)
Jeef27 0
ydi for being a wanna be rocker. go do something worth while with your life
DisposableHeroes 0
The fact that he's in a band doesn't mean he's dropping out of school or ending up as a drunk guy who's hungover every morning. Playing with a band is a hobby, which sometimes might become someone's source of income. You're contradicting yourself: anyone saying 'GET A LIFE' behind the protection of his or her computer automatically owns him/herself and becomes a hypocrite piece of watery booger-covered shit.
MisterZzyzx 0
YDI for being a douche.
PepPlacid127 0
They would have if you were a metal band. If you were then your school isn't worthy.
SnaveNareik 0
Why is everyone on this website "YDI coz you're a fag"? Oh well, FYl coz no one clapped even though you carried on lol.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Probably because they think only a "fag" would do something like that. Which isn't true, but then again, people are idiots and just want to troll for no reason.
brownlace 0
lol why????????? just why?? lol
Ciege 0
Believe it or not you did the right thing. If you screw up, you keep going, thus making the performance "improv" and unique. Also seems like you intended it, in most cases...
SleepyHead34 0
this fml actually made me laugh lmao why dsnt this kinda shit happen whn im thr -.- haha i can only imagine for now lmao xD ahhaha
kei1108 13
Great job on keeping your composure. If they didn't clap, they're idiots. ... *clap* *clap *clap*
Elfkid21 19
Serves you right, Tool
SaintJimmy21 19
poor OP, you tried :(