Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my bandmate and I decided to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to a concert. About halfway through, it went quiet at the start of a solo acoustic song. My allergies chose this time to react to some audience member’s strong perfume. I tried to hold back my coughing, but I couldn’t. I found myself interrupting the entire show with a loud drawn-out coughing fit. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML
Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML
Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML
Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
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That1guybob 0
I'd clap.
CheeseHater 23
Now you're not the lead singer, it's Bleed singer! :)
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Comments (73)
DameGreyWulf 1
They should have clapped, because that's great. Would've been better if you passed out from blood-loss, even!
muffinsareyummy 1
usually if i start bleeding, i stop what i'm doing and go get a band-aid...
iwaspeedon 0
have you ever been in the middle of cutting someone open?
dudeitsdanny 10
Even worse, he put the show before the music.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Don't worry about the people clicking ydi or that stuff. Crap happens, it doesn't makes you lame or anything, just keep trying. It was awesome that you still went on singing even when you were bleeding as lot and all. I'd have applauded just for that. :)
fegd 0
That doesn't happen naturally like that, idiot. You have to practice it. And if people didn't clap that probably means you sounded awful.
fishyfingaz 0
lol dick move there
NHS_ASM 0
You know, the tech running the show hates you. You could have hurt the mic.
thefmlmo 2
ahahaha canadians hahaha epic fail
joemk2012 0
how ironic would it be if you were singing "headstrong"?
couny343 1
'i tried to look cool' YDI