Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my bandmate and I decided to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to a concert. About halfway through, it went quiet at the start of a solo acoustic song. My allergies chose this time to react to some audience member’s strong perfume. I tried to hold back my coughing, but I couldn’t. I found myself interrupting the entire show with a loud drawn-out coughing fit. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML
Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML
Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML
Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
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That1guybob 0
I'd clap.
CheeseHater 23
Now you're not the lead singer, it's Bleed singer! :)
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Comments (73)
ruben7467 0
why cAn't you just sing! it's not all about the show!! ydi for trying to show off!
wienerwagon 0
Are you stupid? He's playing a concert for his school. Of course it's all about the show.
TedFreakingBundy 0
I'd have clapped. seeing that would have rocked. you don't get more metal than bleeding face.
dreadkid08 0
maybe he wasn't singing metal, maybe it was some nsync boy band bubblegum crap.
blastvortex 4
Don't act cool. Either be cool or don't be cool. Don't try to be something you're not. Now if you're gonna pull a stunt, then practice it first. >_>
perdix 31
Either they were disgusted with your hemorrhaging face, or they were vampires and the sight of your blood made them stick one or both of their hands down their pants.
xApril 0
Ew.. A high school band. You definitely deserved it then.
SaintJimmy 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5qGVI1-sMs Don't knock High School bands, they've all got to start somewhere.
dudeitsdanny 10
Agreed. Everyone's in high school at some point. A lot of bands are formed then. A lot are formed in college/college-years.
webkinzfreak96 0
Owch much? FYL that sucks P.S I would've clapped Poor you :(
tiril1124 4
"I tried to look cool" enough said
fudrick 0
"...I tried to look cool..." YDI
greenfairy_fml 0
Aw I would have clapped! But you know, kids in high school are assholes. At least they were when I was there.
C0urante 0
YDI