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Dating is hell

Today, I had a date with a girl at a fancy restaurant. In the middle of it she says, "Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom." I watched her get up, walk over to the door, leave, get in her car, and drive away. FML

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itz_towelie 6

she doesn't like using public bathrooms?

scarface90 8

Yo, that's gotta be the coldest shit I have ever read...

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BareFootRichard 0

atleast you know now to always pick them up for the date and never let them drive.

op it's ok :) atleast you didn't get stuck with her dumb ass. so disrespectful :/

thats way harsh Tai... :(

I feel bad for you really... just maybe nxt time try different techniques in talking... orrr maybe you should let her go, she didn't have the decency to end the date properly anyhow. chin up, everyone deserves better then that. :)

ouch

was it something you ate?? lol

VeryNice329 0

she had to use her house bathroom. public restrooms make her nervous...

sucks gor you bro

xACIDDx 0

Sounds exactly like a scene from "Baby Mamma", just backwards.