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Th3BaconNinja This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Dating is hell

Today, I had a date with a girl at a fancy restaurant. In the middle of it she says, "Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom." I watched her get up, walk over to the door, leave, get in her car, and drive away. FML

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itz_towelie 6

she doesn't like using public bathrooms?

scarface90 8

Yo, that's gotta be the coldest shit I have ever read...

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Pwned brah. Hook up with a fat chick.

Love bites.

wow, what a bitch!

whAt a **** take this. as a lesson never take women to fancy places unless she blows u off b4 and after

edensucksatlife 0

With a name like "The bacon ninja", it's no wonder. It was rude, but honestly. Lol

Go slash her tires

auttie_girl 0

Aww poor guy :( Sorry OP.

wow that sucks man sorry ....maybe try expensive restaurants for date number.....um idk ...a while later

lower your standards.

Get up, walk out door, get in car, drive away. Yeah sounds like a great date. XP