Th3BaconNinja
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Dating is hell
Today, I had a date with a girl at a fancy restaurant. In the middle of it she says, "Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom." I watched her get up, walk over to the door, leave, get in her car, and drive away. FML
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itz_towelie 6
she doesn't like using public bathrooms?
scarface90 8
Yo, that's gotta be the coldest shit I have ever read...
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Comments (87)
Ramirez09 0
Damn bro that blows. I don't even have a response for that ha. /:
melsaraj 9
lmfao you must have been a) boring as f*** b) staring at her **** c) suck at talking to women Bitches man, just move on, their endless
gmonee 0
Haha that sucks. Maybe it was the food? =]
jizzmode 0
Aw I'm sorry Mr. Bacon Ninja. I have no idea why you don't get girls.
GoPlayInTraffic 2
Today, I was on an awesome date but I really had to poo. I came back from the washroom and my date and had ditched me. FML Maybe?
Mortanious 0
She's an asshole.
FarSide 23
Damn. I would pay $20 to hear HER side of this date. I bet it was an FML for her.
artsyfox 3
maybe she didn't like public restrooms
sashatlhs 0
same thing happened when i was on a date with your mom, but that's only cause i told her we were through. BOOM
OMGJASMiNE 0
she's a mean girl(x!