Th3BaconNinja
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Dating is hell
Today, I had a date with a girl at a fancy restaurant. In the middle of it she says, "Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom." I watched her get up, walk over to the door, leave, get in her car, and drive away. FML
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itz_towelie 6
she doesn't like using public bathrooms?
scarface90 8
Yo, that's gotta be the coldest shit I have ever read...
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philliesphanatic_fml 0
maybe she wanted to use her own toilet
CoryAdams 0
dude! women can be biotches! but remember, you can't give yourself head, so they are good for something!
YevKassem 0
Maybe next time you take a date to a "fancy" restaurant, you'll remember that you shouldn't make your date drive herself there
DThorn 3
Girl sure knows how to make an exit....
justin_brdfrd 0
damn op, that burnsss
veilinne 0
She probably felt too nervous being away from the kitchen and all ... Or it could be that you call yourself "Bacon Ninja" Yeah.
corran006 0
what a bitch, she could have at least said this is not working out, or at least politely waited out the date. But she has to be a childish bitch and just run off.
butzilein 4
would it have been better if she told u straight up that she didn't like you?
corme_fml 0
Um... yes? Do women not understand this? Pretty simple. As long as he isn't trying too hard or being physical. Continue the date... finish your meal... the next day call him or write him and tell him you're not interested and WHY.
vinylchelsea 0
Middle of the date? Don't you mean that she said it at the END of the date? Did you still consider it a date after she left?
corme_fml 0
When someone interrupts you in the middle of a conversation, do you consider that the end of the conversation? The end of the date is when they say goodnight, dumb ass. :)
aliceNchains 0
god she is such a heartless bitch!