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Th3BaconNinja This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Dating is hell

Today, I had a date with a girl at a fancy restaurant. In the middle of it she says, "Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom." I watched her get up, walk over to the door, leave, get in her car, and drive away. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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itz_towelie 6

she doesn't like using public bathrooms?

scarface90 8

Yo, that's gotta be the coldest shit I have ever read...

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2igutierrez31 2

mayb he was thinking he was going 2 get laid

she didn't say whose bathroom she's going to use :P

toast1b 0

You should have taken her to taco bell. At least she would have left with diarea

Feelthechange 0

maybe she meant the bathroom at her home.

Geuss the date was a hit?:D

confused_chick 0

WOW!! That sucks. I hope you feel better. There is some one for everyone you know. She just didn't deserve you.

KoRn_Freak 1

wow.. sorry dude, she bailed.. D:

Daaaaaaaaamn!

sarita1224 0

no one deserves thatt.........sryy dude

dude! women can be biotches! but remember, you can't give yourself head, so they are good for something!