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Dating is hell

Today, I had a date with a girl at a fancy restaurant. In the middle of it she says, "Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom." I watched her get up, walk over to the door, leave, get in her car, and drive away. FML

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itz_towelie 6

she doesn't like using public bathrooms?

scarface90 8

Yo, that's gotta be the coldest shit I have ever read...

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Damn, that's cold :/

If i was the girl, i would have eat everything i could and THEN leave.

brilliant.

I wouldn't worry about this, anyone guy or girl that couldn't take the time or have the courtesy to explain themselves after the date was over, Is IMHO too self absorbed to have even of been worth the time anyway.

ashleybee007 0

Aww :( She isn't worth your effort anyways. Find a girl you can have fun with without going to fancy places.

What a bitch. Totally not worth your time. Some people are so freakin' inconsiderate :(

RyGuy748 0

u ain't got no game son!

I dunno. You'd think she would explain if that were her intention.

RyGuy748 0

did the mcdonalds not have any restrooms????

McDonalds is a fancy restaurant? Shit, I've been going at it all wrong!

I_have_no_clue 0

should have taken her to taco bell

The entire restaurant was made of glass? That IS fancy!