Chamorru
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Dat ass
Today, I have so much ass acne that it hurts to sit. FML
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Archay 13
I think you need to see a dermatologist
trollcrusher 17
Take a long, long shower. Everyday. Point the water at your but.
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MisterEx 28
Just make sure you don't get a partner who's into spanking, OP.
coried91 28
That gave me the most disgusting mental image. It was worse than the image I got when I first read the FML.
olpally 33
That sounds like one of God's deadly plagues... Yikes!!
chelseaann8907 2
Put some clean & clear on that shit
andrewthomaschu 1
That's what you call folliculitis! Go get some Meds from the doctor and clear that sh*t up before it gets more out of control than it already is.
gracehi 33
I don't think I've ever seen a man do a duck face before. Bravo to you, sir, for shattering sexual stereotypes!
DocBastard 40
How do you know it's folliculitis? Have you examined him? Are you qualified to examine him? If you aren't a doctor, don't do that.
gracehi 33
Wrong comment, Doc. -.-
supbabes 0
Everyones putting in their 2 cents. Just because u have a pic of an xray doesnt mean you're the end all of medical FMLs. "Relax FML I'm a doctor...." smh
raraisbang 12
91, docbastard is an actual doctor. Might wanna listen to him.
DocBastard 40
Supbabes - There's a difference between giving advice on something and giving MEDICAL advice on something. Medicine happens to be something I know a bit about, so when I see someone here say something factually incorrect about medicine, you better believe I'm going to speak up about it. Do you honestly think I should allow teenagers to spread misinformation to other users here? Didn't think so. Gracehi - I was talking to the commenter above you. :)
gracehi 33
Oh. Derp. I should have realized that. I guess I was distracted by the duck face. My apologies, sir.
supbabes 0
91, 98 - so put up a pic of your degree. Like ppl are going to actually listen to medical advice from a website called **** my life? Yeah lemme just change my name to DrShesallthat n put up a pic of me holding some medical tools. I'm a doctor too, internet! Smfh ppl these days.
DocBastard 40
Supbabes - This is not the first time you've trolled me, so I feel absolutely no desire or need to prove myself to you. If you would like to think that I'm some 17-year old boy eating Cheetos in my parents' basement and claiming to be a doctor, feel free. I think my comments speak for themselves. Your comments speak for themselves as well, but not in exactly the same way, if you catch my drift. Now please **** off. I have better things to do than validating myself to a twit like you.
supbabes 0
Well apparently you don't.
andrewthomaschu 1
Thanks gracehi but these are my natural big lucious black lips. And docbastard I have three doctors in the family and I model so I know a bit about skincare. There go I am not a doctor so you may be right. Folliculitis left untreated can escalate into agonizing pustules. Regardless the pores are getting clogged who really cares. Get some f***en Meds!!
pawzluver 7
Well isn't that just a pain in the ass.
davevw3 1
It's called hemorrhoids!
annie_nk 23
Hemorrhoids are bulging veins inside your butt. Completely different.
brand0n93 5
Maybe u should ass someone for advice
gracehi 33
If you acne, that pun was shit.
katie887 2
Take shower regularly, they might be abscesses if they hurt, and u might need antibiotics, consider seeing a doctor .
harkerk87 3
I believe those are hemeroids not acne
annie_nk 23
For a pleasant afternoon full of delightful pictures, Google hemorrhoids.
windycityassasin 6
"does anybody want clam chowder?"