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By gss - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled one of my favorite hoodies out of my closet, and immediately noticed several large stains on it. Apparently, my dad had managed to open a hole in the roof and couldn't be bothered to patch it, so a squirrel got in and used my closet as a litter box. FML

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ericwashere 0

Monday 19 September 2011 16:17

Thats what you get for not living in an ice fortress

BBGxBlondie 6

Monday 19 September 2011 16:32

Nobody HAS to say it. You CHOSE to make an ass out of yourself.

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Snickahs 0

Monday 19 September 2011 17:17

It's both. Love and shit stains.

LonggUsernameee 0

Monday 19 September 2011 17:17

I hate it when that happens. ):

Damn_Hippster 11

Monday 19 September 2011 17:18

Since when were squirrels domesticated enough to use litter boxes?

Keyman1212 14

Monday 19 September 2011 17:19

OP might be able to wash the **** out of that hoodie...

monkeys1315 0

Monday 19 September 2011 17:20

Make your dad buy you a new one

ikickgingers 15

Monday 19 September 2011 17:21

17 - true story

twinny_sc 13

Monday 19 September 2011 17:35

You didn't notice a squirrel in your closet?

SCREAM4meeee 0

Monday 19 September 2011 17:40

And you weren't able to smell the squirrel droppings ?

madskittlesftw 5

Monday 19 September 2011 17:52

I find it hard to believe OP didn't hear the squirrel or anything. But that's one stinky situation op (:

OsirisFaction_fml 5

Monday 19 September 2011 17:56

That's sexy.

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