Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
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Top comments
plaguer 26
Actually a lot of girls get breast reductions because incredibly large breasts can hurt the back.
yuzuhere 21
Maybe he was reading the fine print!
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Comments (86)
Davick 0
sexual harassment charges now
CrazyManNo9 29
This is just being an idiot.
eman1972 4
Give him a break. Everybody likes sweater puppets!
HussREC 6
Lol happened to me once, except i really was reading the shirt
kaysavs 6
No one else thinks it was mature of OP to pull him aside and talk to him directly, instead of causing a huge commotion?
iTroller 0
And then you said....
14vock 0
So someone checked you out. Stop whining and **** him like a real *****. Cause you sound like your just a inch away from finvering your clit right there ****.
xxskarcrowkidxx 4
Ydi for having too big of boobs
the_true_batman 10
Today, my coworker pulled me aside to tell me to stop staring at her chest. I was too embarrassed to admit that I have a lazy eye, and I wasn't actually staring at her chest. Instead, I told her that I was trying to read her shirt. Our uniforms don't have any writing on them. FML
jazzviking 1
When it comes to breasts, I always read between the lines.
Shaneisabeast 0
Aye u know in guy lango thats a complement