Creep

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Raleigh

Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML
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plaguer 26

Actually a lot of girls get breast reductions because incredibly large breasts can hurt the back.

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yuzuhere 21

Maybe he was reading the fine print!

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EpicSquishii 21

Oh my God! A guy looked at my **** and made up an excuse!!! My life sucks! **** it. **** my life

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singingindasnow 0

Maybe your the only one who can't read it and the jokes on you ;)

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Crazberry 5

This is why I'm glad I'm pear shaped... I haven't seen any fmls that have gone like, "Today, I caught _____ staring at my birthing hips and now I feel degraded and misused".

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kaymi 17

But then you just get the comments about those child rearing hips. I have to tell men to back up, I'm not ready to procreate at least not with you. Lol. I rather get the stares: no conversation required.

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Crazberry 5

Actually no one has made any comments like that to me. And if people stare I'm sure not aware of it :P The only reason I know I have birthing hips is because a guy I'm seeing has told me several times how much he likes them lol

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pdp_fml 21

Please stop sweating about this co-worker staring at your boobs. Now that you have mentioned it to him, he will probably be shamed into not looking anymore.

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Haylzzzmuzzicc 1

Thats kinda not a fml

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gabe222 25

What kind of excuse is that. My poor excuse would be, "I'm sorry, I was trying not to stare at your gorgeous face and I guess I chose the wrong thing to look at." Or, "Im sorry, I just kinda zoned out."

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j_cat187 19

Or my favorite; "Holy ****, you have a nice rack."

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HerrBawl 4

OP, are you sure you didn't have a huge amount of dandruff that may have looked like writing?

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spottyblanket 8

Evedryone takes a peak OP, but if he was staring obviously for a prolonged time then that isn't on. Speak to a higher up

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