Cheating and Love: Creative new ways to be a shitgibbon

Lmao I thought it meant that he was sleeping with a girl via alphabet soup I was like how?! but then I looked at the comments and the world made sense again.

aforbiddendance 23

Sunday 24 November 2013 21:16

That is quite.. creative. Bit it still sucks, OP.

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