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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States
Creative new ways to be a shitgibbon
Today, my boyfriend announced to me he was sleeping with another girl via alphabet soup. FML
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saba_ajira 29
Well that's a creative way to get the message across...
XlDeathshadowXl 13
I hope you left him a good note saying he's single in alphabet soup too. Sorry op :(
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H4IL2TH3V 8
I wonder how many cans of soup it took. Sorry OP, just remember that you deserve better. As the old saying goes, there will be one person that makes you realize why it never worked out with the rest. :)
PancakeSlap 23
I would have then proceeded to dump the soup on top of his head.
Jennaflamingo 14
): I'm sorry... He better of let you ate the soup afterwards
Nyarlothatep 12
Maybe put on the Tetris theme whilst having sex?
Nyarlothatep 12
God damn **** shit. Wrong FML, I shall thumbs down my own dumbass self...
Memen88 16
he probably spelled out "sorry I'm a cheater" lol
KasiaLilith 13
Looks like screwing arou d has taken him back to the kindergarten level of communication. Not a big loss for you OP, hope you find somebody, who can hold a conversation.
Papa_Sanchez 8
subtle... very subtle
tyrannicaltyrant 2
I hope there was a dragonkick to the gonads involved.
cdawgtate 9
Castrate the bastard
Epikouros 32
That's a bit drastic. Although I like soup with balls.
kasmol 16
Wouldn't it have been easier to fix spaghetti and then write it out in cursive? I bet he had to open six or seven cans of soup to get all the letters to spell out what had happened. And how big was the bowl? A story like that requires a great deal of space. Did he make you wait while he spelled it out? What happened when the first letters began to float away? Tell him to try sign language next time.