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Creative new ways to be a shitgibbon

Today, my boyfriend announced to me he was sleeping with another girl via alphabet soup. FML

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Well that's a creative way to get the message across...

XlDeathshadowXl 13

I hope you left him a good note saying he's single in alphabet soup too. Sorry op :(

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I'm not saying its a good thing but you have to give home some credit for his creativity

That must of been hard to swallow...

When did everyone stop respecting monogamy?

RedPillSucks 33

Shortly after Adam and Eve.

Well, that's a creative way of doing it. Too bad he's not worth the effort to bake a cake saying, "Bye-bye, loser".

aliepearson 7

Well that's also kinda a win cause you know.. Food...

conholio33 28

What a loser... Im sorry OP

I would've been more impressed if he had done that using chicken noodle soup. In all seriousness though, you're boyfriend is a dick, and you deserve so much better.

Women are always expecting a special 'unique' marriage proposal. Why complain when we pop other big news in creative ways?

Alphabet soup? Doesn't sound like he is old enough to be sleeping with someone period.