Creative new ways to be a shitgibbon

By fries - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boyfriend announced to me he was sleeping with another girl via alphabet soup. FML
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saba_ajira 29

Well that's a creative way to get the message across...

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XlDeathshadowXl 13

I hope you left him a good note saying he's single in alphabet soup too. Sorry op :(

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Roterun 7

That actually seems like it would take some skill to do

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minna97 14

That would actually be so difficult....

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Mynamewontfi 40

Well, at least he's creative, but he could have just manned up and tell you what he did.

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ex_omer 17

That must be a BIG bowl of soup. Sorry OP, your bf is a jerk

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

+1 for creativity. -20 for being a cheating douchewaffle.

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PenguinBitch 43

A is for Amber who I sleep with last Saturday, B is Beatrice, C is for Cyndi who I had a one-night stand right here in the big blue sea.

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Jemm_fml 29

But alphabet soup isn't even a reliable form of birth control!

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catharsis5 9

I have to applaud the guy for doing something difficult... but you do mean ex-boyfriend right?

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rhysfucker 24

Better to be told via alphabet soup than stumble across the truth. He's still a cooterberry, though.

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kinky44 28

I will be using the term "cooterberry" as my goto insult now

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KasiaLilith 13

I am stealing your insult! *waiting impatiently for someone to piss me off*

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