Weird and Miscellaneous: Creaky floorboards

Creaky floorboards

By wtf?? - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

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TheSovietOnion 21

Monday 9 February 2015 18:00

No more midnight snacks for you

sullivankeara 25

Monday 9 February 2015 18:01

It's like riding on the tower of terror only free!

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Lanabur 13

Monday 9 February 2015 23:14

Oh gosh I hope you weren't badly hurt.

Eivana 37

Monday 9 February 2015 23:41

Better than you under it.

yolololol3 17

Tuesday 10 February 2015 0:23

At least you were not under the bed

wazzup206 7

Tuesday 10 February 2015 0:26

Poor boogy man he's flatter then a pancake RIP

chashem 17

Tuesday 10 February 2015 0:29

At least you weren't underneath

FieryMite 4

Tuesday 10 February 2015 0:30

Better on it then under it

baxwar 15

Tuesday 10 February 2015 0:58

That is my greatest fear But I live in a one story so I don't have to worry

tukies 28

Tuesday 10 February 2015 1:08

No lie that has been my greatest fear, since I live on a second floor of an really old apartment.

trtnt25 19

Tuesday 10 February 2015 1:30

I wanna know what kind of design and supports your room had, if it was done by code it should have never happened.

jcshadow 16

Tuesday 10 February 2015 1:34

That happened to me I ended up outside under the house!

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