Weird and Miscellaneous: Creaky floorboards

furniture breaking through the floor is my biggest fear... like one day I'll be taking a nice afternoon nap and then suddenly there is a refrigerator on me

Soulless_95 20

Tuesday 10 February 2015 4:29

That's one of my worst nightmares.

cquigley101 13

Tuesday 10 February 2015 4:39

Oh gosh! Hope no one got hurt!

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 10 February 2015 4:56

I can only imagine the shot nerves OP got :F

jordaandanielle 17

Tuesday 10 February 2015 5:32

Weeeeeee!

brieee 23

Tuesday 10 February 2015 9:32

how does that even happen...

jankes433 1

Tuesday 10 February 2015 9:52

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT? (╯°□°）

Saltypumpking 12

Tuesday 10 February 2015 10:08

Horror movies 101

momac86 17

Tuesday 10 February 2015 10:36

At least you had a soft landing I hope

lolcat97 28

Tuesday 10 February 2015 12:59

I've always feared that would happen if I were to live in an apartment. Hope you're okay though

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