unimpressed bride
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Traverse City, United States
Cool your jets
Today, it's been two weeks since I got married. It's also two weeks since my husband got cold feet about moving in together, because he thinks the sudden change would be too emotionally distressing for his cat. FML
Top comments
hornytoad13 15
I honestly can't tell which ones more of a pussy. Your husband or his cat.
Evil_Jester 17
Tell him it's either his kitty or yours.
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Comments (71)
ebolson1019 12
Had to read it 3 times to make sure it said what I thought it said
Joisan 20
Wow, #70, I hope you didn't intend it that way but your comment sounds incredibly judgmental and closed-minded. You can't really mean your wedding vows unless you lived together first? Guess I'll have to tell my parents and my in-laws and all my aunts and uncles that their marriages aren't real because they didn't live together first. Or I could look at the evidence that they've all been married 20, 30, 40+ years and conclude that you're just dead wrong. It's great you have your opinion and more power to you... do whatever works for you and your partner. But don't shit all over other people's relationships and dismiss their commitment because they didn't do things your way.
mwali02 32
And for you two, couples therapy starts today.
Richard6036 13
I guess he's really into the four-legged pussy variety rather than the two Legged ones maybe he was just coddled too much as a child
gatorgirl7563 22
Well, at least he's an animal lover. Believe it or not there are books that teach cat owners how to help their sensitive cats deal with the trauma of major life changes (and it can be traumatic for them, if they are sensitive and insecure). Anyway, buy one or two of them online, read them and then follow the advice.
inolongercare 19
Why don't you move in with him? Or slowly move in if it would be too quick am adjustment.
DemCideOhShiz 8
you deserved it. you married a sissy.
Supfagmuffin 2
Haha!! You're the one who married the idiot, so what does that say about you?
sharond23 10
Wow. that is pathetic. Did you know he was such a pussy before you married him?
JFI_Act 12
Run! You married a pussy.