unimpressed bride
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Traverse City, United States
Cool your jets
Today, it's been two weeks since I got married. It's also two weeks since my husband got cold feet about moving in together, because he thinks the sudden change would be too emotionally distressing for his cat. FML
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hornytoad13 15
I honestly can't tell which ones more of a pussy. Your husband or his cat.
Evil_Jester 17
Tell him it's either his kitty or yours.
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hornytoad13 15
I honestly can't tell which ones more of a pussy. Your husband or his cat.
TH_Insomniak 15
yaknow, people always act like he should HAVE to do this. everyone's different, not every one would even want to move in after getting married. if you didn't know enough about him to foresee this, or knew and expected something else, maybe you shouldn't have ******* married him. You deserved this, don't Bitch about something that should've been discussed and/or resolved beforehand.
smokecloud_ 37
Wtf kind of married couples do you know that don't live together? I thought that came with the package.
Setareh23 34
Um, generally the expression "cold feet" means someone had a change of mind. So they likely DID discuss it together and came to an agreement. If anyone was going to "foresee" this sudden change of heart, it would've been the husband, and if he kept quiet and waited till after the marriage to say anything then it is completely his own ******* fault. OP can't read minds: if her husband says he will move in with her, then it only makes sense that she trusted him to be true to his word.
weatherxveins 29
Not all married couples live together, you don't HAVE to, but its generally a mutual decision that should be made with a lot of communication, which it doesn't sound like this was at all.
Evil_Jester 17
Tell him it's either his kitty or yours.
noahghosthand 12
If I was him I would choose the cat
GhostFox 34
Except many people with animals would choose the cat. Then we'd be seeing this as an FML, "Today, I gave my new husband a choice: me, or his overly anxious cat. He chose the cat. FML."
countryb_cth 38
Probably not the best idea. However he really does need to get his priorities in check. I mean the cat will eventually calm down after a while but not moving in with your wife because your cat may or may not like change is a little drastic and I feel bad for her.
Elban 20
That's just silly. The cat won't fix you dinner
GhostFox 34
Nor would OP necessarily cook dinner. That could be one of the husbands chores when they spent nights together at either of their home. Point being, you just implied-accidentally or not- that a female human is barely superior to a cat because the first can make sandwiches. Dehumanizing much?
countryb_cth 38
@73 that joke flew faster over your head then a jet
GhostFox 34
Considering I've heard people say things like that an be completely serious, and reading tone is nigh impossible via plain text, I don't think missing a joke is such a major crime.
BWARD51 12
You can only eat one of those choices...
Elban 20
No way, you can eat both
rachelthelime_fml 29
It seems he can't handle two *******. xD But on a serious note, this really sucks for you OP, hope he comes to his senses soon
lexred 30
Apparently.... he cares more about his pussy than yours.
woainishamu 21
Preventing a potential catastrophe?
bassfisher100 23
what the hell. ..?
ZackKP 11
You should think about the cat...
doge_ram 16
let's hope this is actually about the cat and that he isn't making excuses. either way fyl
countryb_cth 38
I don't know which is worse.
91hayek 31
I think this is just an excuse to not move. Poor cat is taking the blame.
Asinger06 1
What if you moved in with him? Or is that to stressful for his cat as well?