Today, I found out why my boyfriend likes to do my hair and makeup for me. Far from it being some kind of fetish or hobby, it's because he thinks I do such a crappy job that feels he has to apply it himself so I don't "embarrass" him when we're out in public together. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, after months of asking my massage therapist boyfriend to work on me, and him always saying he’s too tired to do so, I called my local spa to make an appointment. He then screamed at me for wasting money and for going to the competition when he could just do the job himself. I'm confused too. FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
A boyfriend who cares about your appearance, is proactive and willing to take initiative- why are you complaining?
NothernNightmare 18
Hey he sounds pretty versatile to me! I'd take him ANYDAY!
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Comments (48)
lowshadows 21
Congrats you have your own entourage.
noelasis94 18
He makes it sound like you and leather face share the same facial features, and that's just plane old wrong in my book.
karlcolt45 19
I like having my partner's input towards my appearance, but that's a lil blunt
angelofmusic113 9
If he can make you look better than you can yourself, you might want to be a little worried about him... lol
BeMyLove15 10
If you feel that bad about it, maybe get tips from him. Apparently he knows a little more so why not learn so you can feel better about the situation.
fionasupercool 11
....omg he's a part time girl. but seriously though, I wouldn't complain if I had a boyfriend who would do my makeup ;)
samanthatorres 13
He's either super gay or you really suck at doing makeup. Maybe both.
RAGE5119 9
He's gay
kevingirl 6
Wow. does he do it better? I mean if he does then this is a ydi. if not then fml
lucasj23 11
maybe you should learn how to do it properly yourself.