Fight, Argument and Love: Coinkydink?

Coinkydink?

By believe me now?? - 22/01/2016 20:55 - United Kingdom - Ilkeston

Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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You deserved it 2 954

By they've been broken up for a year. - 19/11/2012 07:13 - United States - Dallas

Today, my girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 13:34

Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By Can I press charges? - 15/01/2015 17:23 - Australia - Hamilton

Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML

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You deserved it 4 672

Facebook hell

By ameremanapparently - 26/03/2016 12:27 - United States - Carlisle

Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML

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You deserved it 2 028

By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 04:46 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

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By just die already - 24/04/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML

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chevygirl23 17

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:28

And now she'll bitch at your for this one

NotPatSajak 11

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:27

You probably are better off with someone who DOESNT flip shit over an FML.

Comments

christian_slate 16

Saturday 23 January 2016 15:32

Now my girlfriend is giving me shit because she read THIS post! j/k

neuronerd 28

Saturday 23 January 2016 16:30

Or you posted the other, and submitted this one in hopes of throwing her off your trail...

Sathane 21

Saturday 23 January 2016 16:35

Wait until she sees this FML. She'll be thrilled.

ninjaskittle 9

Saturday 23 January 2016 16:53

You do realize you just did exactly what she said you did in the first place

SinWithMe 6

Saturday 23 January 2016 16:59

You're off to a GREAT start now. Three cheers for OP!

nodai 13

Saturday 23 January 2016 17:07

No use lying to US, OP.

Leauge 13

Saturday 23 January 2016 17:30

It's ok op she received information that she believed that was true, if you were in her place you would believe that she was bitching to strangers.

leogachi 15

Saturday 23 January 2016 20:20

@46 So what if she was? Everyone needs to vent about their problems sometimes.

writerchic85 25

Saturday 23 January 2016 17:52

Tell her to look at the date of the Fml.

MdMan3 17

Saturday 23 January 2016 18:08

Well… If this fight between you happened recently, then why don't you show her the date on the FML? Maybe then she'll believe that it's not yours.

soulreaper12296 28

Saturday 23 January 2016 18:15

So the first thing you do is write an FML she'll most likely see? Ya 'F' your life, but probably not the smartest thing to do right now.

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