Fight, Argument and Love: Coinkydink?

Coinkydink?

By believe me now?? - 22/01/2016 20:55 - United Kingdom - Ilkeston

Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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By they've been broken up for a year. - 19/11/2012 07:13 - United States - Dallas

Today, my girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 13:34

Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By Can I press charges? - 15/01/2015 17:23 - Australia - Hamilton

Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML

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You deserved it 4 672

Facebook hell

By ameremanapparently - 26/03/2016 12:27 - United States - Carlisle

Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 04:46 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

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By just die already - 24/04/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML

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chevygirl23 17

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:28

And now she'll bitch at your for this one

NotPatSajak 11

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:27

You probably are better off with someone who DOESNT flip shit over an FML.

Comments

nzhx 23

Saturday 23 January 2016 19:25

Considering your girlfriend got so pissed over an FML that wasn't yours, maybe this one wasn't a good move

pinkponypants 12

Saturday 23 January 2016 19:28

Girls are crazy... I know, I am one!

corky1992 33

Saturday 23 January 2016 19:35

She will be even more unhappy when she sees this one.

EarlFug 19

Saturday 23 January 2016 21:10

You maybe should have avoided using the word "nutjob". Unless you really enjoy brinksmanship.

DBpiano 22

Saturday 23 January 2016 23:04

Well, hopefully she'll see this!

luvlu444 24

Saturday 23 January 2016 23:19

arent you bitching about her now, in this post?

wow2mylife 25

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:05

did she look at the date

marta_tpsmh 13

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:58

How is this any different she prob will be mad you're actually complaining bout her to strangers for real this time

xnemesis1981 15

Sunday 24 January 2016 1:08

If you're doing the time, you may as well do the crime.

NORCO4LIFE 3

Sunday 24 January 2016 2:21

she's going to read these comments and leave you. Good job.

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