Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML
Today, I applied online for a position and typed, "OH&S Certificate." It autocorrected to, "OH&SHIT Certificate." I didn't notice until the site e-mailed me a copy of my completed application. They'd already received it. FML
Today, I missed points on a math quiz because I thought 2 times 5 was 20. I'm a math major. FML
Today, after meticulously rereading my application, merging references, budgets, academic transcripts and itineraries for an amazing scholarship, I clicked submit, only to remember that the system was on Daylight Savings time, which we don't have in my state! I missed out on $2,500 by 3 minutes. FML
Today, I mailed out a college application that is going to another country. I paid $250 for the application and $11 for shipping. I just realized that I forgot to sign the bottom of the application. FML
Today, I found out that I owe my college a little over $10,000. Why? Because, due to a slight misspelling of my name, the scholarship that I have been going insane trying to meet the requirements for is not actually giving me any funding. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I had to complete a simple math problem to submit a web form in order to show that I wasn't a spam robot. I got it wrong. I'm officially too bad at arithmetic to prove I'm human. FML
Today, I was working my job as a waitress near my college. I handed a customer her check, and she noticed that I had added her bill wrong. I apologized, and she pointed to my "student" labeled nametag, asking what I was studying. I said English. I'm a math major. FML
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Top comments
keiNan_fml 35
are you the one who "accidentally" typed incest also.
StickyPickles 33
Proof read my friend
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Comments (97)
_Zobo_ 3
Hopefully, they have a strong chemistry department there.
darshini_ii 24
Why didn't you bother to read it once before submitting it?
CosmicElk 26
Rip
chronicB 19
this happened to me but I said chronic masturbator instead of chastity proclaimer
fullerkate3 17
Two very different things
mads_nicole 19
Who the heck likes math...being a meth enthusiast sounds more fun
Fr0gs 15
As someone who is also in the same application process i find this extremely amusing
Bragi 12
Always get an adult to proof read, OP.
Le_ponderer 14
Better call Saul!
Enzymatically 14
always double check. major fail