Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Clever girl
Today, I was in a public restroom when my almost-two-year-old figured out how to open the door and run out. Half-a-dozen strangers watched me scramble to pull up my pants and moon everyone before running after her. FML
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Welshite 40
I think in this case people will understand. I was leashed as a child to prevent my running off.
Pwn17 25
No. Just... No.
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raininginseattle 9
That's why most public rest rooms added a hook on the inside of the stall door to hang your kids. Use them.
mikemillzy92 6
Ahahhahahaaahahah
bayliebug 14
Haha, kids are so cute... I'm sure no one minded seeing your butt too much. Everybody has a butt, right?
EmmaMK 35
I repeat "don't touch, don't touch, don't touch anything". To avoid that happening (again), or multiple sheets or loo paper being pull out or my handbag being emptied over the floor.
masterminor 16
better strangers then someone you know.
rms1818 2
You must be having a shitty day op
xxxkassixxx 8
Well... That really sucks ass ;D
DoctorBurn 8
This is something that could actually be in a comedy movie
Paradoxxxx 16
Aha hopefully they just looked the other way
BlesstheSilence 11
I don't see why people bitch about putting kids on those little monkey leashes. What's so bad about making sure they are close to you in those moments you aren't able to hold their hand?
JhovannyA 7
Lol that's funny OP.