Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
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englishmuffin 0
Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?
mycoffeesucks 0
if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML
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Comments (252)
hellosailorr 0
"Haha, aww. I think that sometimes happens to me, but usually I'm wet enough for it to dissolve or wash away".... to dissolve?... you get acidic when you get wet...?
BILMAN 0
if that was me i wouldnt care. id still continue licking your vag.
hellosailorr 0
jennam. hadnt thought of that one :P good point, you just trumped me
jennam_fml 4
It only popped into my head since my dad was in the camper and came back bitching that we had no more TP left.
LesYeuxDeDario 0
Dudes and dudettes-. - im just joking with that pulling that paper with the mouth -. - daamn ...
suety 0
Phew, I thought it was going to be yet another pubes story
LinddseyyX33 0
thatsss gross!
ellameno 2
Actually, some of the more expensive toilet paper is even worse at leaving bits behind than the cheap stuff.
miss_mrs 0
dont have sex until your married theres gonna be huge scares when you two break up i know that
LSeb 0
Hilarious!