Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
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englishmuffin 0
Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?
mycoffeesucks 0
if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML
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Lisimal 7
Things happen for a reason. Maybe it was there just in case your boyfriend needed to blow his boogers out. =] And besides...you could feel when there is TP, down there.
Yulia_fml 0
I find it funny that some guys are saying to do it better next time...it's not like we control if a tiny bit is left behind and use a mirror to check after every time we pee! I do, however, think that you shouldn't be getting oral unless you showered and haven't peed yet. It's nasty otherwise.
actrisa79 0
HAHA WOW that has completely happened to me before. my boyfriend stuck his hands down my pants, and I had forgotten I had put toilet paper there (in place of a panty liner), and he pulls out his hand with the toilet paper on it saying what is THAT?! To make things worse, we'd been hooking up for a while and the toilet paper was soaking wet.
Rastaa_fml 0
lesson learned wipe your ass or whatever properly thats soooo embarrassing LOL
hypothetically 0
Haha. Amusing. It happens. Who cares really. And #100 or 101 or 99 or whatever number you are complaining about 'sex before marriage'. It's oral. Relax and go home.
ZDrache 0
Oh c'mon, that happens all the time. Laugh it off, pick it out, continue. Anyway, my boyfriend doesn't mind me not washing before-hand (although I usually do anyway) :)
flyingheads7853 0
ewww man that actually happened to me one time.
jannas 0
HAHAHAHA!!!!! AKHKLJBLHFBWU! So funnnyyyyy! :))
deaditegirl 0
Learn to pay attention to personal grooming. Wiping is NOT rocket science. YDI.
Halfpint29 0
Thats disgusting. WHY would you not BATHE when you know youre going to be around your significant other in a playful manner? Have you never seen those commercials and/or movies where the couple starts getting hot and heavy and the woman says seductively, "just let me go slip into something more comfortable" or "I need to go freshen up, you wait here" something like that. You slip into the bathroom to maintain that shit and his imagination goes wild getting him more intense into the moment building up. Youll thank yourself for being clean later. And he'll thank you for not letting him veg out on your recently leaked vag.... and dont forget how awfully close to your bungus his face gets. God woman, be clean!