Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
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englishmuffin 0
Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?
mycoffeesucks 0
if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML
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Comments (252)
skulls_n_hearts 0
im always worried that will happen to me someday. >.
Jared1James 4
Wow. You people are immature. All you guys are like "ewwww" and it's actually not that bad. What's bad is that your having a fit about that and actually it's not even bad. If my girlfriend ever has that problem, I'd grab it, throw it away, make her smile about it so shes not embarrassed, and continue on. People are assholes. Girls, don't be worried about it. (: Unless, of course, your boyfriend is a ********. Then leave him. xD I can't stand when girls are treated like shit. Things happen.
flaschgirl16 0
AWh........................ you are so nice and cool about things, your girlfriend is lucky to have you:)
lovegod 0
#184 i hope u really mean it (treating girls with respect). cause u can say it and not give a poop about it. Dont worry at least u wipe. its disgusting but it happens and u really cant do anything once it happens and u dont notice.
lulujay 0
dude I love you lol
purpleiscool 0
Kudos for #184. :]
ShadowPoseidon 0
o.O omg.... thats really embarassing.....
skulls_n_hearts 0
cha cha cha charmin. im sorry but this is so funny especially since im paranoid about it happening to me.
Laughing_is_cool 4
omg i never even thought such a thing could happen!
fuglyasian 0
ewwww. nasty
imreallyfucked 0
Toilet paper on the vulva that's been used after urinating: not bad. She wipes...and that's more than can be said for women in some third world countries. Toilet paper bits on the anal opening/perineum that's been used for pooping: not bad if it hasn't any fecal matter on it. At least she wipes, which is more than can be said for American women in the 1700's before toilet paper was invented. If you decide to do analingus, rinse with water & mild soap (i.e. Dove). Put a condom on the tongue or use a dental dam. Rimming hot women is a delight. Nothing like tonguing the brown eye. Toilet paper on the vulva that's been used for pooping: bad. Wiping from front to back should prevent this. That vulva should be thoroughly washed. Infection from E-coli or Hepatitis from fecal matter = you're gonna have a bad day.
BobTailKittens 0
I woulda shoved his face in it and made him eat it.
xoxommmelanie 0
soooo gross! hahaha