NotYourToy
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Binghamton, United States
Chuds be like that
Today, a customer scared me for the sole purpose of watching my breasts jiggle when I jumped in surprise. I know because his head moved as they did, and he said, "Nice." before walking away. FML
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irishmaiden78 23
I'm sorry that happened. Some people are just pigs.
fakedsincerity 32
Ew. Gross. Aaand that's why he'll be alone forever.
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Comments (86)
uhmhaicats 14
Some people in this world are sick. Hopefully you'll never have to cross paths with that pig again. Good luck op.
team_garra 8
I wouldn't blame him.
Badkarma4u 17
Please tell me he was 12.
marcelmg 10
Nice!
Khaleesi_D 9
I would've hit him, but I'm one of those people who tend lash out physically when I'm scared. Last time my friend scared me in a dark parking lit my first reaction was to start swinging a grocery bag with 2 liter Mt. Dews in it as a weapon
kozzard 17
Duck the Dew! new party game or advertising slogan, take your pick
Khaleesi_D 9
In some regions its called "i screwed up now my lnee caps are busted" but the title is a work in progress
searchr999 14
What a jerk. I am ashamed of my gender at times.
Khaleesi_D 9
I would've hit him, but I'm one of those people who tend lash out physically when I'm scared. Last time my friend scared me in a dark parking lit my first reaction was to start swinging a grocery bag with 2 liter Mt. Dews in it as a weapon
brickshedloski 9
Sure, he's an asshole, but at the same time, you should feel flattered. He had his sights set on you. Obviously you look nice.
iwadasn 33
You're the kind of guy who thinks women should view sexual harassment and assault as a compliment, aren't you?
janfleury 19
Ahhhh retail.
Radayam 19
BOO!(bs)