NotYourToy This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Binghamton, United States

Chuds be like that

Today, a customer scared me for the sole purpose of watching my breasts jiggle when I jumped in surprise. I know because his head moved as they did, and he said, "Nice." before walking away. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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irishmaiden78 23

27 January 2016, 17:55

I'm sorry that happened. Some people are just pigs.

fakedsincerity 32

27 January 2016, 17:56

Ew. Gross. Aaand that's why he'll be alone forever.

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wallac7 31

27 January 2016, 21:19

That's horrid OP.

NightOWL666 14

27 January 2016, 21:52

He scared you. Your **** jiggled. He enjoyed it. Did he plan it? Prolly not. Did he enjoy it? Who wouldn't. Welcome to the real world.

Mathalamus 25

27 January 2016, 22:33

its still pretty damn rude. no decent person would do that.

DoomedGemini 38

28 January 2016, 05:27

Then why did he walk away after? I assume he so went out of his way to scare her for her to be so sure.

iwadasn 33

28 January 2016, 11:53

Of course he planned it. Why would he go up to some random person just to scare them if he didn't have a reason for doing it? And just because the world is full of douchebag perverts like him doesn't mean that that behavior is acceptable.