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NotYourToy This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Binghamton, United States

Chuds be like that

Today, a customer scared me for the sole purpose of watching my breasts jiggle when I jumped in surprise. I know because his head moved as they did, and he said, "Nice." before walking away. FML

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irishmaiden78 23

I'm sorry that happened. Some people are just pigs.

fakedsincerity 32

Ew. Gross. Aaand that's why he'll be alone forever.

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Comments (86)

factoryslavejg 4

Lol feminist are having a hay day with this one

HonestPie 10

This is funny. I don't understand why you people find him to be a pig when he could've done something WAY more deplorable.

Vlen_fml 20

admittedly the culprit could've done something a lot worse, but i think the overall scorn you're seeing comes from the objectifying of women in general. Millennia worth of generations where it's acceptable and we're born in the era where women say enough is enough, ain't that a bummer eh?

DoomedGemini 38

Why be mad at someone for stabbing you, he could've SHOT you

HonestPie 10

Yeah, no... Horrible, overused argument. Having someone do what happened in the FML is in NO way comparable to getting stabbed, no matter how you put it. Getting your jiggling boobs looked upon by a fuckboy is not the same as getting stabbed.

HonestPie 10

Could you define what 'objectifying' is? Because from what I see anyone that looks at a woman (except other women) in a sexual way is objectifying them. Not only is this a gross generalization, but it's completely ignoring the fact that humans are born with sexual organs. What the guy did in this FML is stupid, but I don't see how your condescending argument of "generations and generations" applies to this.

Vlen_fml 20

To quote Scrubs "I've got a case of the gottasee'ums"

Goblin182 27

Boo

tupe_fml 15

You can probably tell your boss about it and he will be reprimanded

BenAflac 14

I'd do the same thing.

interesting33 37

I'd recommend reporting him for sexual harassment

withmeall 3

that's what throwing knives are for

Sansational_ 18

Whoever made up the phrase "The customer is always right" deserves to have their genitalia blown off with a stick of dynamite.