NotYourToy
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Binghamton, United States
Chuds be like that
Today, a customer scared me for the sole purpose of watching my breasts jiggle when I jumped in surprise. I know because his head moved as they did, and he said, "Nice." before walking away. FML
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irishmaiden78 23
I'm sorry that happened. Some people are just pigs.
fakedsincerity 32
Ew. Gross. Aaand that's why he'll be alone forever.
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irishmaiden78 23
I'm sorry that happened. Some people are just pigs.
henryzm 7
That's ironic
WhiteMagickz 16
52, in what way is that ironic?
irishmaiden78 23
Why? Because my cleavage is showing in my picture? So what? I, as an adult, CHOSE to put that as my profile picture knowing who may or may not be looking. I was not asked to jump so they jiggle and bounce all over the place at my place of employment. Grow up.
fakedsincerity 32
Ew. Gross. Aaand that's why he'll be alone forever.
MrPhotonic 12
Most likely haha
HonestPie 10
That's a pretty big assumption.
ziggy452 6
And You know this how exactly?
Death546 25
Pig. Sorry OP. Unfortunately there are assholes in the world
Brighton_Cruz 20
third. ha edit:nvm
gobiteme2 34
Some men are just Assholes.
vikky538 29
Smack on his head! For being a jerk
PhatCake 10
Guys like him need to be falcon punched in the genitals. No one wants that crap
JustinJK 21
...but the customer is always right.
man_down 5
#12 hahaha
Its_Sinon 15
Honestly #12 whoever made up that saying is a dumbass
SookyLala 13
#19 the person who made up that slogan probably has a lot of money. to tour average consumer worker, its annoying as hell listen to customers drivel their crap, to the guy making the real money, well.. anythung to make a sale
KryssLB 14
It started a little over a hundred years ago, by a business owner trying to rein in his employees. At the time the outlook was very much "caveat emptor;" once an item was paid for, that was it. Didn't matter if you bought a "box of oatmeal" and opened it up when you got home to find it was actually full of dead raccoon; the attitude was very much, "Hah, we have your money; whatcha gonna do about it?" So this business owner coined the phrase "The customer is always right," to communicate to his employees, "Dude, when they bring it in and say they got it home and it was a broken piece of shit, YOU LISTEN." Unfortunately, idiots have twisted it into, "I am the customer and that means that no matter what stupid, physics-defying piece of stupidity I am demanding, YOU MUST CATER TO MY EVERY WHIM." Which is stupid and not at all what was originally intended. So, really, just another thing to blame entitled idiots for warping; but in the context in which it was originally created, not a bad thing.
hman1025 17
Seriously **** retail
Yimpish 15
It'd be worse if you were a guy with this problem
Dilexar 26
How would that work..?
wandering_soul 28
Manboobs or "Moobs"
9a_1z 12
My brain seriously went straight to 'jiggling testicles', 27 isn't the only slow person here.
MagnusDeus 24
Well, that's got to be the breast way of getting boobs to jiggle. I'll be sure to keep a mammary of that.
cprad11 12
That was even worse than: "What a shitty situation."
firefighter925 18
I thought it was pretty punny.
anonymous198913 26
What a creep. Luckily most people you meet aren't like that...
False_Stupidity 42
It depends, maybe OP works at Walmart.