Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, someone knocked at my door. I saw it was my Mom, so I flattened myself against the door and tried to be as quiet as possible. I pulled my phone out and almost had silenced it before she called and heard the ringtone through the door. I had to invite her in and hear the usual "get married and have kids." FML
Today, my mom is in the hospital and I'm sitting by the phone in case anyone calls with news. Each time the phone rings, I bolt upright to answer it. So far I've been woken up by two telemarketers, three robo-calls, and some old lady asking for Doris, who doesn't live here. I can't turn my phone off. FML
Today, I stopped by my elderly mother’s house to drop off some groceries. I decided to clean the place while I was there, just to be nice. In true Three Bears fashion, I fell asleep on the couch. I was awoken by a police officer pointing his gun at me. My mom woke up and thought I was a burglar. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room at three in the morning, demanding to know where I'd been. I'd been in my room sleeping since ten o'clock. In that time she had called the police, all of my friends, and my ex-boyfriend, asking if I was with them. FML
Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
When did she call the cops? Why would they show up at 3am? I mean, if you were really dead, you'd still be dead, at lets say... Nine. In the afternoon. (;
Ashleyxphobia 0
At least she cares.
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Comments (103)
FoundManyLemons 0
YDI. At least tell her you're too busy to chat.
liveandletlive89 0
YDI hands down. Your mom is your mom is your mom. Idgaf, you don't ignore her.
777_alex_777 0
... she doesnt call u, but she calls the police?
allie2590 31
And she didn't consider that you might've been sleeping at 3 AM?
ghostgirll 0
wow this is really fake. why would she call the police at 3am? even if you had been ignoring her for some time, she wouldn't pick the middle of the night to freak out, this just makes no sense lol
Shyman4ever 0
******* overprotective mom, tell her to **** off
DRY0YRD 0
At least she didn't assume you were dead and not call the cops. No offense, but besides the fact that she's overprotective, she also seems pretty stupid. Shouldn't she have first assumed that you were possibly sleeping at three AM? Oh, and for everyone saying "You deserve it for ignoring your mother," I don't think you're empathzing with the OP. I dont know how many of you have annoying mothers, but I do and at times it's better to ignore her than snap at her from vexation.
PurpDOODE 0
THIS FML IS A WIN!
Miss_Latte 0
lmao wow that really sucks, but my mom is the same way.. I was sleeping and she called like 5 times at 7am and came all the way home from her work downtown because I didn't answer 0_o
SS_Anon 0
lol lesson learned, never ignore mommy :D