Cheeky git

By fmldailyyy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML
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merritalstatus 3

it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes

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BoCo_fml 9

I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!

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Arsonnist 3

Apparently the other women doesn't cook for him. He's screwed. No pun intended.

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hidingoutt7 0

umm cut his balls off

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Gemfez 15

And then cook them for his dinner

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rebanne 5

kick his ass down the toilet!!!! son of a bitch.

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bloobelly 0

did you answer "your dick, served with a side of potato's"? if the answer is yes, you win. if it's a no. you lose. :(

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

That's what I came here to say. Thanks for taking care of my light work :)

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emmyers 0

pour scolding hot water on him. better yet why don't you drug him and pawn off all his stuff.

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bargrooves 0

spit piss shit into his every meal for the next few days while you're getting your things and be.*******.gone girl. no returns.

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jgray106 3

I suppose the most obvious question is 'why is he in your house 20 minutes later...?'

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