Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
xrawritsashleyx 11
you're dating a disrespectful immature ass... YDI for tolerating it.
janerose21 3
Real men respect their women. Get rid of this prick and find a man who will treat you like he should. If someone called me a bitch, I would show them a bitch... Not just any bitch, a bad bitch!!
mvgonzales 0
Leave him
crowland0 0
Ugh... How about u stop being a "bitch". Fyl
New_Colours 3
Gotta keep a bitch in place
heydurr 2
A guy should never call a girl a bitch, especially his girlfriend.
balla26 3
*realized
skyeyez9 25
Women need to ditch guys who do Not value them and refer to women as bitches.
skyeyez9 25
Ironically, alot of women overlook a great guy and regulate him to the "friend zone."
silent_bride 5
246: ................no. No such thing as the "friend zone". Women are allowed to have male friends.
lezbitronic 7
You deserve it for letting him call you that.
BigSexy123 11
Well said, good sir or madam.