Money: Change

Change

By notip - 15/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I was at work, when this guy came in and paid for his ice cream, then handed me a dollar. I've never gotten a tip before, so I looked at him and said, "Thank you so much, I appreciate it." He stared at me with a weird look for a moment, and then said, "Can I just get that in quarters?" FML

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By BrokebyKids - 06/09/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML

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By aw-wtf - 11/08/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By icecreamer - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I went over to get some ice cream. I found a rare parking spot in front of the store, and even had change in my pocket. After feeding the meter, A lady comes up to me and tells me that the meter was free after 8 o'clock. I paid 50 cents for it. I was 50 cents short for my ice cream. FML

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Bad tipper

By Sticky situation - 23/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at a Baskin Robbins, and because of COVID, I don’t take any coin change. The cashier handed me $1 and a cent. I said, “Keep the penny.” That basically meant, “You're worth a penny”. She gave me the stink eye as I was leaving. FML

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Catfished

By TooGulible - 12/07/2016 20:08 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML

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By Lizzzyygurl - 02/09/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a 100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you dont want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML

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By charishard - 04/05/2013 05:17 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

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By ihatebeingacashier - 11/07/2016 21:06

Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML

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By Chels - 04/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML

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TheGuyOverThere 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:32

Would've helped if he'd asked for the change while handing it over, rather than expecting you to be able to read his mind. I understand your confusion

allie2590 31

Monday 16 November 2009 3:13

He's an asshole for not saying anything to you in the first place. I hate it when people do that.

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myfriend_youfail 3

Monday 16 November 2009 3:17

God, I hate it when people do that. I worked at Baskin Robbins for a while, and people apparently confused us with a goddamn bank...they always wanted change of some sort. Our policy: NO CHANGE once the register is closed. But they don't seem to understand that. But back to your post..... How the hell were you supposed to know that he wanted change when all he did was hand you a bill and stare at you? Last I checked, the human race wasn't telepathic...

badbunny 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:26

YDI for thinking people are nice.

realxmuto 4

Monday 16 November 2009 3:34

Plenty of people still tip well. I work as a delivery driver and just got a $9 tip off a $25 order yesterday. We also have a tip jar that recently a couple came in and gave over $5. OP - adding a tip jar to the counter would help ;) ours says "Feeling Tipsy?"

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:35

half of da stuff people put on dis app arent even fmls.

bridgetoparadise 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:43

He should have told you what the dollar was for first, it aint your fault

perdix 29

Monday 16 November 2009 4:52

If you want to earn a dollar, put whipped cream in your cleavage and make the guy motorboat you. Don't expect free money.

perdix 29

Monday 16 November 2009 7:37

Oh, no, mercy, I am completely for equality between the sexes, but the last time I put whipped cream between my hairy manboobs and motorboated a female customer, I got probation.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 16 November 2009 8:13

Cut it out you two, you're turning me on. :]

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 November 2009 1:39

Manboobs, manboobs, manboobs!

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:37

*squirt*

clusterfungus 3

Monday 16 November 2009 4:57

i always tip, i don't know what's wrong with these people - what part of cali do you live in? i do like the whipped cream motorboat idea tho. Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb....

MURPHYCHACHO 5

Monday 16 November 2009 5:22

I worked at a concession stand for a movie theater, and sometimes people would give me tips. It was usually just a quarter or two from their change, but one time I had a guy tip me two dollars. I never expected it, but I was certainly grateful. I guess sometimes customers just feel like being nice; it was rare, but it would happen. So it isn't wrong for the employee to think it's a tip if the guy specifically didn't ask for change. Workers aren't telepathic!