Facebook, Social Media and Miscellaneous: Caught in a lie

Caught in a lie

By Anonymous - 06/07/2026 06:00 - United States

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with, "Liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

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By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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By oh - 06/12/2013 21:20 - Denmark - Viborg

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2025 15:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML

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You deserved it 201

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By sweetnan - 28/08/2013 01:29 - Chile - Santiago

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML

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You deserved it 8 361

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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You deserved it 168

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By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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You deserved it 41 573

By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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You deserved it 2 749

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By Pete - 09/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was on a video call with my grandmother, trying to teach her how to use Facebook. I patiently explained the difference between posting a status and sending a private message. Five minutes later, I saw her new status: “I love you, honey. Thanks for being so patient with me. By the way, I still don’t understand this shit.” FML

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You deserved it 117

By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

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You deserved it 5 322

By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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You deserved it 34 558

Glassmaster 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:40

You're cool. Posting fake Facebook starters always makes you cooler.

pandabearsmiles 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:50

You're cool. Posting pictures of yourself with big headphones and not smiling always means you're cool.

Comments

awesomesauce8 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 0:18

thats what you get for helping your grandmother. psh...how ungrateful of her!

l0v3p4in 7

Wednesday 18 May 2011 0:19

what a loser!

issoz 10

Wednesday 18 May 2011 0:20

Your grandma must now be hungover from laughing at your sorry ass!

quadder 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 0:21

lol Facebook owned by grandma

HippL 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 0:27

Someone needs to get that on unfriendable

escapedfromexico 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 0:40

where is bad pun man when u need him?

solayback 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 1:01

lmao...

GeneralLeeAdyck 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 1:04

loser

RockstarRN 10

Wednesday 18 May 2011 1:11

Don't lie. kinda pathetic...

trainheartnet 1

Wednesday 18 May 2011 1:17

You have no life you stupid idiot

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