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Username This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

Carpe diem

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Epic_Phale615 0

Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Don't lie. you enjoyed it.

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Hey at least he finds you attractive ;)

did you atleast let him finish?

you know you liked it lol

Doggie style

Hopefully you were fully clothed, because we all know what that dogo was poking around for