Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
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Top comments
souljacker 11
On the plus side, make up is supposed to make you prettier, so you must be doing it right! Lol
deathtothepix 26
To which you reply, "Kinda like the way I've realised size DOES matter."
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Comments (90)
dukemyster8 4
Dick.
rebelliousshroom 12
To all who say girls look better without makeup: When applied less skillfully, the make-up makes the girl look like a doll without a facial expression. And too much black/dark around the eyes, which has been fashionable for a long time, is ugly, i grant you. However, when the make-up is applied skillfully, you don't realize that it's there. Only if you actually see the girl remove her makeup, like OP's somewhat ungalant boyfriend did, will you discover that the make-up actually made a difference, in a good way.
183933 6
Your soon to be x boyfriend within the next 3 months.
taty7659 4
Natural beauty all the way!!!
Mads_1234 28
He probably meant that he likes natural looking makeup. Most of my guy friends and my boyfriend can't tell the difference. I'm sure you do look pretty without any makeup on, so ignore him :)
shiekah 14
******* asshole.
zefronke8 25
This guy is an idiot. You never offend a girl, even if she does look bad in make-up you just don't. It's like the classic "do these pants make my butt look big" scenario