Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
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souljacker 11
On the plus side, make up is supposed to make you prettier, so you must be doing it right! Lol
deathtothepix 26
To which you reply, "Kinda like the way I've realised size DOES matter."
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Comments (90)
alaskanraccoon 12
**** him, I'm sure you're pretty without it :)
kirbeaar 19
It's okay, OP. I get told I look physically ill whenever I don't wear makeup.
jelly713 19
To each their own. Make up is not good for your skin & especially your eyes. It must be cleaned off properly with make up remover to keep your skin clean before you go to bed to avoid acne & eye infections & such. Its even irritating for sensitive skin so you must find what's best for you. So when applying make up, wear it responsibly. To those who don't, it's okay but when it comes to going to work, depending on what it is, I feel like you have to compensate somehow in your appearance. It's a nice enhancer & if it fits your personality to wear it, it looks great. It just tells people who you are. If you feel self conscious work with a little each time & just build up to what you're willing to wear all the time. I'm sure everyone looks great with at least lip gloss. My skin is clear so I don't wear foundation or concealer. But I feel like lipstick & eye make up does wonders for my appearance, compliments my outfit & hair color shows people I care about how I look. Being artsy, I like some make up just not a lot.
RubberD 7
Oh my god what an arsehole. Next time he asks for a bj, clamp your teeth down on his red end and shake your head about. Works, trust. :)
SoylentCandycorn 10
Either you're trolling, or you are a complete psycho. I hope it's the former, because the idea of people seriously thinking the way you is rather frightening. If you tell your boyfriend that he's getting rather fat or another petty slight, would it be okay for him to start biting chunks out of your ladyparts as revenge?
droln4maltesers 8
Tell him... That you used to think not all men are assholes but you clearly changed your mind now
lady1992 5
Wow your boyfriend is an asshole.! He'd be single if he was with me
SoylentCandycorn 10
Tell him that you always thought makeup would look ridiculous on a man, but in his case, it would clearly be an improvement.
Derpylicious 3
The solution is simple. Leave him.
winkydog4056 16
Guys, size DOES matter. Make-up is to accentuate your features. When applied correctly, One does not need to look like a clown. And whoever said make-up is bad for your skin, some are & some aren't.
rmkangas 5
I'm a guy and I think girls look better without makeup.