Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
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souljacker 11
On the plus side, make up is supposed to make you prettier, so you must be doing it right! Lol
deathtothepix 26
To which you reply, "Kinda like the way I've realised size DOES matter."
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deathtothepix 26
To which you reply, "Kinda like the way I've realised size DOES matter."
trippythehippy 6
Ouch. Good shot
deathtothepix 26
Hit 'em (verbally) where it hurts.
GigaPudding_fml 24
If I were a guy I wouldn't even take that insult seriously because of how frequently it seems to be used as a comeback...
lelo007 11
You really don't realize how often women lie about the whole "size doesn't matter" thing, do you?
ICastillo 25
Ladies it's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle the worm. So that's a lie then damn it... It all makes sense now.
JcinDaFlesh 4
U r very pretty
rebelliousshroom 12
That was a really disgusting euphemism. I wish I could thumb you down thrice... It's also not true; obviously it matters how one moves, but moving skillfully doesn't completely make up for the lacking in size. It's just a motivational saying, kind of like "more to grab, more to love" to make overweight people feel better. Luckily, most people are attracted to a combination of appearance and personaity, so unless you're a compete asshole you'll most likely find a partner who you'll be able to satisfy.
chocolateisyum 12
I am a makeup wearer myself, but I do not think that makeup really makes a girl more beautiful. People who are naturally beautiful do not need makeup. I wear makeup because I feel as if it makes me look bearable, and people don't confuse me with a sloth when I go out in public.
DjeePee 25
If make-up didn't make us more beautiful, why do people (women) use it since the start of mankind?
sniken 14
Makeup is just like photoshop. Small, light and few changes can do wonders, but too much will result in everyone seeing it for a fake. Keep it simple and light.
lelo007 11
37- exactly! If I wear it at all, it's only eyes and lips, I don't mess with foundation or blush. I like to use make-up to draw attention to what I feel like are my better features.. Not coat myself to look like a completely different person.
jelly713 19
Yay for lips & eye make up. It's fast, easy & not too much (although sometimes too much eyeliner can be possible).
iipinkette 16
Aww :/ well don't listen to him! I'm sure you're just as pretty without makeup
94yhy 8
Maybe he'll change his mind again on a better day. Then you tell him to makeup his mind and cover up all the imperfections in it.
buckdharma 38
A woman's makeup case is like a tackle box, full of all types of lures. A man is but a fish on a hook, slowly being reeled in.
ClassyCommando 13
A man's wallet serves the same purpose with women.
ClassyCommando 13
A man's wallet serves the same purpose with women.
deequu 20
I hope you didn't go OTT on make up! That could have changed his mind looking at you so much! Well, on the plus side, now you know how to impress him (: wear make up!
Quest_ 13
Wow, I think you sit next to me in Feminism 101
deequu 20
Totally :D
shushu26 20
Make up is to enhance what beauty you already have. So don't be sad :)
Albarufus 13
"I didn't think that size mattered either, but now I've changed my mind as well."
Ameel_fml 19
"I've also yet to see anyone successfully cover a spot, without just drawing obvious attention to it." If they successfully cover a spot, of course you're not going to see it. :D Concealer is generally very good at hiding spots, hiding pores, or disguising scars...but if a person is no good at applying it evenly, it's always going to look awkward. But if it's done well, you can end uup with skin that looks downright flawless. Check out some youtube tutorials for example. Some of those girls are better than many professionals when it comes to applying makeup. :O
tigrovaya 4
Sounds like your cousin never learned how to properly put on make-up and probably had problem skin to begin with. As long as you use decent products and wash your face every night make-up shouldn't ruin your complexion.