Coworkers, Awkward and Work: Bummer - FML

Bummer

By Plush - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, a work colleague announced that she's organising a bit of a party. She then said, in front of everyone, that I'm not invited, to "avoid ruining the vibe." FML

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Victor_90 0

Friday 6 March 2009 7:06

go clubbing with your friends drink shitloads take a shitload of pictures with a shitload of attractive people then get facebook and post it up. when they realize your all cool and shit and they invite you to a party say **** that your party cant keep up with this.

goofyguts 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 4:45

that nasty bitch!

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fantasyworld 37

Thursday 10 July 2014 3:08

She ruined the vibe by saying that.

thatfangirl 8

Tuesday 16 December 2014 5:28

Well, I'm not taking sides, but they probably have a reason for not inviting you. maybe you're an asshole and just don't know it!

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