Today, at 2 in the morning, a noisy work crew started up in the parking lot next to my apartment. What were they doing at that ungodly hour? Installing a light that now shines right into my window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML
Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex during the day and at a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
thick curtains. get some.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Surprise night light!
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allmidnighteyes 11
thick curtains. get some.
applebranch 0
Does the dood not already have curtains? That would be a fail. Also: You wouldn't want, a crew of workmen, working outside, your house at 2am, installing a light. (The use of comma's in the first sentence hurts my eyes. :P)
lostfaithinpppl 19
What the **** are you smoking?
kewlcat 0
i think theyre referring to lakeview terrace
Kurokawa_fml 0
Says you live in Colorado U.S. Get a gun and shoot it.
CherryKatie 0
sucks to be you D:
iGreen_Day 0
I'm not saying you should consider vandalism but... maybe practise throwing rocks in the general direction of it?
hXcsoccerplaya 0
time to get curtains!
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Surprise night light!
gameboybooa 0
lol ftw!
ultrazealot 0
Complain about it, there are codes against excess light around residential areas. They may be able to turn it at the very least.
marc_with_a_c 3
Seems pretty fake to me, doubt anyone would do that kind of work at 2 am. It's probably A) Illegal, and B) what kind of landlord (or whoever had it installed) do that in the middle of the night anyway?
grrrarrrg2 2
If the parking lot doesnt belong to the apartment buidling and gets busy durring the day they could be trying to get it done while its empty. But still 2 am seems a bit odd.
catastrophicsock 0
At my dorm we have construction done starting at 4am. Not all that weird.
WTFsGoingOn 0
The city does stupid shit like that. Have you never lived in a city before? Where I live they redo the same street every single year, they always start it right before winter then leave half the lanes closed off until spring right in front of the local university. City government has a lot of intelligence when it comes to planning anything from my experience.
WTFsGoingOn 0
Um, I swear this is not the comment I was trying to respond to. The comment I was commenting on seems to have disappeared. Does anyone else notice some strange stuff going on right now? Edit - It is now once again the same comment. But when I posted my first reply and the page refreshed it showed a completely different comment and this thread was gone. This site is having some issues right now.
RachelTM 0
Site's having a few problems. We're working on it, promise! ;-)
ha_fml 3
big ******* deal.
Person1233 13
I know, it really is.
ShannaBanana17 0
So? Invest in some curtains.
fringle 0
that reminds of some movie… I forgot which though
epoxofevo 0
lakeview terrace... thats exactly what i thought of when i read this XD